I have nothing to write for my free post, but I saw some small English jokes recently, so I will post some jokes for you.
Salt and Blood Pressure
Father: Shut up! Don't tell your father how to manage our business. I
have eaten more salt than you have rice!
Son: Yes, sir. But no wonder your blood pressure is getting so high.
Daydream
Lucy: Do you dream at nighttime?
Jack: No, I only dream at daytime.
A Window Seat
A: Which do you prefer, a window seat or an aisle seat?
B: I always prefer a window seat.
A: Why?
B: In case some bad thing happen I can jump out from it.
I know there jokes are not funny, but I wish you have some smile when you see them. By the way, do you know some English funny jokes? Because I like something interesting that it will make me happy instead of thinking something bad.
i prefere an aisle seat. the seat is easy to go to
ReplyDeletethe washroom.before, i liked a window seat. this is because i wanted to see an outside picture. as i grow i don care of that. i might have to get the feeling back.
I have only taken airplane for three times. It was a window seat for my first time and I liked it so much because the view and the first experience made me so excited. However, after I saw your opinion and I sit an aisle seat when I came to Toronto, I start to like an aisle seat.
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